A mosquito attacked me at the corner of 3rd Avenue NW and NW 95th Street shortly after 7 p.m. tonight. I successfully fended her off, but not before being slightly wounded. Don’t worry though, I’m OK.
We must warn you, a fuzzy, but graphic image of the deceased follows:
Always armed with a BlackBerry, I used the case to swiftly dispatch her. I don’t know if she was part of a pack, or on her own, so be careful out there.